sammysamwinchester:

so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today

marzipan-dildo:

irishthings:

Ah look a nice day I think I’ll let in some fresh air
*opens window*
“YER DA’S A WANKER AND I RODE YER SISTER”
*closes window*
Okay maybe not

i feel like scotland and ireland have a lot in common